Eurovision 2009 - Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber has a Cunning Plan

So... the UK keep finishing last or near to last in the Erovision Song Contest. Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber has seen this great travesty and is taking charge of the situation. Hurrah, that's that sorted then.

Well no...

There are now so many eastern block countries around Russia all voting for each other, that it is a virtual impossibility for any Western European Country to ever win. The quality of the song is practically irrelevant. Former X-Factor winner, Andy Abraham finished joint last with Germany's entry last year. The great Terry Wogan himself, was on the border of given up his long-running commentary of the contest, due to the shear hopelessness of the situation.

Well, if anyone can do it, Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber can do. Failing him, maybe Batman or someone.

If you look and sound a bit Russian, then maybe you should apply via the website to sing our song. You maybe our last hope.

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Annoying Song on the Brain !!!

I'm sure everyone has experienced this annoying phenomenon at some time or another. You hear some catchy tune from somewhere, it photocopies itself deep into your brain, and you then find yourself singing or humming it for weeks. Rarely do you know all the words, most often just a snippet of the song. Try as you may, you just can't shake it.

Eventually it will wear off... you hope.

Well... I've currently got, of all things, France's entry to this years Eurovision Song Contest stuck in my head !!!

What should I do? Shoot myself?

Best to go with the flow I think. The song is Divine by Sebastian Tellier and scored 47 points. This was 33 more than the UK! The French entry to me sounds a bit like something Pulp would have put on a B-side.

There you go. How many times have you played this song so far in this blog? Careful, you could get yourself into trouble.

** Presses play again.

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